Before I begin, I wanna say sorry for changing the storyline of Red Riding Hood.. So instead, my character is named Blue Riding Hood! :D
Blue Riding Hood went to visit grandpa.
On the way she met a pig.
Piggy asked, 'Where are you going, Blue Riding Hood?'
She said 'Oh, to visit grandpa of course! But dear me, I seem to have forgotten to bring his meal along... I suppose I will have to find berries along the way!'
The pig, now in a thoughtful trance, rushed to grandpa's house.
He sneaked into the kitchen, brought up the big pot and filled it with water from the well.
He boiled the water, added in turnips,carrots, salt, garlic and rosemary,
obviously getting ready for a feast.
When Blue Riding Hood finally arrived, he quickly dressed up as grandpa.
'Come in Blue Riding Hood, grandpa can't see you with his poor vision, come closer! I'm in the kitchen'.
She went into the kitchen and got a shock.
'Grandpa! Your tummy! It looks bloated, what has happened??'
'Grandpa has a bad case of indigestion my dear, could you please cook up this broth for me as my remedy?'
'But grandpa, there are only vegetables in here. Where's the meat stock?'
Piggy revealed himself and said, 'Here it is,' and threw himself into the pot.
The end.
Alvin asked me for a bedtime story, so I conjured this up for fun. Hehehehe. I was too lazy to blog about something else, so yeah :)
Sorry its not halal too!
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